Green Eggs And Ham, Online Edition

Do you like green eggs and ham?

I do not like them, Sam I am.

Would you like them in a blog?

I would not like them in a blog.

Would you like them in a vlog?

I would not like them in a vlog.

Would you like them in a vook?

I would not like them in a vook. What are you, some kind of kook?

No, I am not some kind of kook. A vook is a new kind of book.

Could I buy this vook on Woot?

Yes, of course this vook’s on Woot.

Then that is something I will tweet.

Oh, how sweet that you will tweet;

Please tweet it out and all about.

And I will download this for free:

Green eggs and ham for you and me.